...when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
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great big holes all over Australia?
either that or a momma kangaroo with some serious stretch marks on her pouch.....
you got it, buddy
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rottweiler?
...I am stumped on that one...
a elephant with a 'tude? a dog whose trunk is worse than his bite?
sorry, it might have been cheating. The answer is "a very nervous mailman"..... I know it is bad, but it was the only elephant joke I knew
. . . if you drop a piano on a military base?
The president declaring war on Steinway?
... a flat major! (that one toke me a few)
...when you cross a brook and a stream?
you get wet?
you get wet feet.
...when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
bad luck?
...a rash of good luck
Ah. So that's why you've been posting all these jokes today.
...odearlordiwish...
8D
When you cross a snorkel with a kitten?
...really cheap bagpipes?
(love the autosig - but remeber that this is the first day of your last days)
Some sort of snorkelkitten. Maybe... a kittysnork.
Joke? What joke?