I'll be in the middle of nowhere tomorrow, which means no signal with Sprint, but I'll have a roaming signal on my Treo. The thing is, I can't go on the internet while I'm roaming.. but SMS works!
So, I'm wondering if some kind person would send me text message updates of MWSF Keynote news for tomorrow. There's a free page on Sprint that lets you do that (http://messaging.sprintpcs.com/textmessaging/compose as well as a myraid of other ones on the web), and I'll PM my phone number to someone who can agree to help me. I can't think of anything to do in return right away, but for what it's worth I have about a billion GMail invites and an unlimited supply of Orkut invites to give away.
Yes, I know... I'm hopelessly addicted 
Coius has agreed to help me, so thank you very much to him.