Remember this the next time you talk to M$ Tech-support. and hopefully you won't get this guy leaving messages on your answering machine...
Microsoft Tech Support Center India
You will need to have a MS Media Player or plugin on a mac to see this. I didn't have much luch viewing it on my ibook, so you might need to view it on a pc. But it is worth it. 
Here's a voicemail the tech support call center at my work got a few months ago.
http://www.applefritter.com/filestore2/download/18852/offthephone.wav
for the people who will be having a problem, i will be uploading an MPEG-4 File to my webserver.
see my signature and avatar!
From MPEG-1 productions, Presents: M$ India Tech Support call back.
In conjuction with.. aww.. screw it, here it is:
http://www.coius.pweb.info/Videos%20for%20share/microsoft_support_center.mpg
Careful, it's a bit over 4MB. It should play on *ANY* Machine that can play MPEG-1 Efficiently
So, I just uploaded a file that I was going to link to here, but I have no idea where it went. When it finished uploading, all I got was a refresh fo the main page with a message added at the top of the main box that said the file was added successfully. I'm at a loss as to how to find where it went.
Here it is:
http://www.applefritter.com/node/18853
I found it in the admin node activity log.
"access denied"...
Try it again.
Thanks for the fix.
That's a message I had a few years ago. How she managed to get through the message, the beep, and then start talking right away, and not realize that she was not talking to a live human I do not know.
And she didn't say my name right, but at least she butchered it in a semi-understandable fashion. That doesn't fit well with the message...
Say "hello" again! Say "hello" again! I dare you, I double dare you, m&*$#$f$#*@#, say "hello" one more g*(d#&@ time!!!
Ah, what fun.
John
In a somewhat similar vein, a guy I know of just made this little gem and put it on YouTube.
I used microsoft support center a few times and it really helps..